Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
2, to the freshman male dormitory of running something, the results of the corridor actually see a naked boy. As the second of two boys run away suddenly shouted, called the: said: students, you are still innocent. . .
3, one night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
4, traffic accidents, many people watching, do not squeeze into a journalist, an idea he shouted: I am the son of the injured, let so! Onlookers really get out of a road, the reporter over to see a pig is killed!
5, a total backward recruits get scolded, they buy a dye applied to the body, exactly like camouflage. Bugle rang at midnight, first out of the barracks. Executive in recognition of Road: Very good! It looks very neat, but next time pay attention to, 6, a blind man's greatest wish is to climb Mount Everest, one day his wish came true. The blind man standing on top of Mount Everest, to the ring after the start cursed: a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot, the man fell to the ground crying, said: with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What? Farmer said: eat! Rogue said: I asked the donkey! Farmers turned to the two ears of an ass is said: to be honest I do not! Relatives say the city did not!
9, if you choose a woman or what would you choose to have children? The answer: I would choose a woman, no woman would be no children!
10, is love a pair of young men and women sitting on a crowded train trip. When the train through a very long, very dark tunnel. I regret that the young man said to the woman: Cousin! I did not expect mouth becomes: you quickly jump it. Student: where there is one, just one is my uncle back in the bag.
2, to the freshman male dormitory of running something, the results of the corridor actually see a naked boy. As the second of two boys run away suddenly shouted, called the: said: students, you are still innocent. . .
3, one night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
4, traffic accidents, many people watching, do not squeeze into a journalist, an idea he shouted: I am the son of the injured, let so! Onlookers really get out of a road, the reporter over to see a pig is killed!
5, a total backward recruits get scolded, they buy a dye applied to the body, exactly like camouflage. Bugle rang at midnight, first out of the barracks. Executive in recognition of Road: Very good! It looks very neat, but next time pay attention to, 6, a blind man's greatest wish is to climb Mount Everest, one day his wish came true. The blind man standing on top of Mount Everest, to the ring after the start cursed: a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot, the man fell to the ground crying, said: with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What? Farmer said: eat! Rogue said: I asked the donkey! Farmers turned to the two ears of an ass is said: to be honest I do not! Relatives say the city did not!
9, if you choose a woman or what would you choose to have children? The answer: I would choose a woman, no woman would be no children!
10, is love a pair of young men and women sitting on a crowded train trip. When the train through a very long, very dark tunnel. I regret that the young man said to the woman: Cousin! I did not expect mouth becomes: you quickly jump it. Student: where there is one, just one is my uncle back in the bag.
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